The Skirtathon pledge:
I, _____________(your name), pledge to participate in the Skirtathon to the best of my abilities. I will not cheat or try to wear the same skirt twice. I will be a fair competitor and will not be a sore loser if I do not win. Finally, I will uphold the honor and legacy of Skirtathon for future generations.
Disclaimer: Skirtathon is not liable for any accident, mishaps, catfights, etc. that occur while in skirts. Skirt owners assume responsibility for all actions while wearing said skirts.